FEZ MONKEY'S MCC

"It is by no accident that you have found this place and come to me in this manner. The universe and all its mystery resides with me. YOU are about to enter The Monkey’s House; all will be revealed, all will be made clear, the world is our curried oyster and it's dinner time."

-The Great Fez Monkey to Eddie Cochran at the Royal Enfield factory, Madras India 1958.

The whole world is asking the question, "Is the FMMCC a Motorcycle Club, some Ancient Alien Cult, or perhaps even something far more sinister?"

It's no secret that we are feared and constantly hounded by most Governments, Masons, FBI, KGB, the Mormons, Mothers Against Drunk Drivers, but who are we really?

Some say we're just Greasy Hooligans hell bent for world domination, knuckle dragging motorcycle bums with unbridled sex on their brains, drunken Rockers terrorizing the worlds highways...but what is the real truth? YOU DECIDE....

Read our Manifesto.